A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me, Doctor?" he asks.
"You're not eating properly" replies the Doctor.
Teacher: "Can someone name an animal that lives in the cold areas of Northern Europe?"
Pupil: "A Reindeer"
Teacher: "That's excellent. Can you name another one?"
Pupil: "Another Reindeer."
Here's a thought:
If a train station is where a train stops, and a bus station is where a bus stops, what happens at a work station?
